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Aug 3, 2017

In this episode we talk about some of life's most troubling questions, like: can you read while your on acid? what do drugs do? am i a fuck up? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you know what's up. Just listen to the episode and see where we are in life. Spoiler alert, we don't know. But it's a great episode so enjoy it!

 

Thanks again to Red, Yagn, and Jon for coming over and hanging out all night talking shit. 

Jul 31, 2017

So for those with sensitivities, maybe you should prepare yourself for some triggers. Now this is normal TNB antics but just thought I'd give a polite reminder that we talk some shit, about some shit. So this is for you, but if you don't give a shit well enjoy our episode. This is part one from this night part two will be released later this week. But thanks to Red, Yagn, and John for joining us and cracking some jokes. We talk DnD, share stories, and get that's about it. Enjoy it

Jul 24, 2017

We search for the infamous 4th hole, and we got some pretty hot leads. 

 

You're welcome.

Jul 21, 2017

Today we welcome rad dude Matt Schlasinger to the podcast for some rad talk

We talk porn, video games and some other fun stuff you do when the house is empty. Big feet thanks to Matt for filling in last second because we've been real shitty podcast people lately and he was kind enough to come through and kick it with us. Had a great time and a better talk, learn something. 

For the listeners, I'm not even going to make an excuse to why I haven't posted on time lately I just got lazy as shit. But I'm back to day-drinking so you'll have your episodes and some other surprises. Thanks for kicking it with us. You're the best.

 

 

Jul 3, 2017

Look at this, we are back at it, bringing you on time entertainment that you can trust to be there on time, every time. That's how much we love you and this podcast. But, yet again we have no guest We've decided that our guests aren't that interesting and they all suck, for the time being we are holding interviews to be on the show. The interview will consists of you driving over to the studio to check out the set up and make you wish you could record with us, a quick tour of our dog and cat facility, where Tyler has two dogs and two cats. You will be tested for your length of pets and how many times you call them good boys. Once that is finished you will be handed alcohol where you'll be tested on your ability to hang, this part of the interview will be recorded and released to the public. If you think you can hang shoot us an email and we'll get you in for the interview. 

 

enjoy the episode

Jun 28, 2017

Hey everyone, we would like to apologize for yet another lapse in posting. I'm sure you know we have a well thought out excuse so you don't get mad at us, and we do. Today's episode is just the regular dudes, no guest, and we kick back and shoot the poop. there you go. 

Jun 7, 2017

Today's episode is here, finally, sorry for the late upload this apple is about to live up to it's name sake and rot while stinking this place up. But after a few days of battling the fucker we're here, and we have a guest. His name is Brendan and he has cool tattoos. We talk about the podcast and other shit that comes up in conversation so like always, be prepared to have you budweiser logic caps on because we ain't smart and this is the proof you need to show we aren't fit to procreate. you're welcome inevitable offspring. We love you fools enjoy it.  

May 24, 2017

This week it’s just the T and the N the B went to Tennessee, this week we talk about the bullshit in the world and thanks to alcohol and anger we aren’t very positive about it. We have a pop in guest Danny the Roommate man and though he doesn’t speak much he’s always a great body to have in the room, also we’re changing a few things up on the podcast because change is fun so the intros will feature the guests and be recorded immediately following the episode, so no more Tyler recording the intro four days later and completely forgetting what was talked about. Plus it’ll be fun. So other than that we’ll stick to slinging ding dong jokes and talk about butt stuff. We love you all enjoy it.

May 16, 2017

 

We drink and talk some shit, I don’t know an accurate way to describe each show, there’s no topic, no formula, we don’t interview it’s just all organic conversation so after a 100 episodes or so what’s the point of descriptions we just talk. I understand that sounds lackluster but it’s what we do, on paper we sound like a bunch of morons who just talk, which isn’t far off. So kick back and enjoy it, or don’t. Blam, there’s your intro. Big thanks to Corey for hanging with us! It’s always a good time hanging with him and hearing what he’s got, but here’s the show people ENJOY

 

I suck at these things.

May 8, 2017

Today we welcome Troy on the podcast for fun! Troy is the man who takes peoples pets and sets them free a true real world hero well we get drunk ate steaks and recorded a podcast, it's a fun episode and we're glad Troy came on to party! Again we apologize for the hiatus but we're back and not crying so enjoy!

Apr 18, 2017

 

So if you’re new here, you’ll probably turn this hot garbage super early and we don’t apologize for that, just means you can’t hang. Which is fine. Better to try and judge then to not try at all. Dip the dick in and move along, right? I think that’s what my sensei told me many moons ago. Well, bone up because this episode is a fucking mess, we talk aliens and party stories and other fun stuff, thanks to Curtis for coming back on the podcast and hanging dong with us. It’s always a pleasure. Welp, I tried to write something interesting but thanks to that dirty shit bird leaving a cave after he was dead and my family believing that shit, this episode is late. also has anyone nailed the reason why we celebrate witchcraft by praising a bunny who lays eggs? I didn’t think about it growing up, because why? You wake up with a basket full of candy, but let’s be honest I DIDN’T KNOW RABBITS DIDN’T LAY EGGS UNTIL I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. If you’re going to lie to children lie about something that won’t fuck up their intelligence, like mom and dad are swingers or the kids aren’t the reason for the divorce, not an animal and the way it births. I say from here on out we save the future children by not celebrating this dumb bunny and it’s fake ass colored eggs, and we replace the eggs with colored bunny birth, “here Johnny, it’s a blue bunny’s after birth and god isn’t real! Enjoy”

I’m done hit up the social medias and let us know what you think or share a cool story with us

 

We love you enjoy!

Apr 10, 2017

We talk about fun shit some not fun shit, and of course we give Bryan shit. It’s always a good time having this guy over for some drinks and some laughs, though he doesn’t come around much (purposeful shade thrown) it’s always a good time seeing him, even if he does dress like Lance Armstrong’s cancer stricken nut, he’s a good dude to be around. There isn’t much I can say about this episode other than it was a fucking blast. And we hope you all enjoy it, don’t follow your dreams kids, you’ll just end up happy and who wants that. Also, anybody have any fool proof draft-dodging plans? ENJOY IT

Apr 4, 2017

This episode we talk about some nerd shit, and some man shit best of both worlds in this place. This episode is super fun and packed stories of perseverance and overcoming the leaps and bounds that come with a relationship, like the first titty touch after ten years of laying some solid ground work for boobs. Our man is a champion and I can’t believe it took that piece of man hunk so long for boobs. Good job on her part, because when I first saw him I threw my man boobs at him, he declined and said, “these aren’t the tits I’m looking for” and Jedi waved his way away from me and my sloppy bod. But enjoy the episode my good people and hit us up across all the social media spots and let us know some of your stories of triumphant victory to female/male anatomy! Love you fools, ENJOY IT

Mar 25, 2017

Well here it is, the round up episode of the TNB 100th Episode party. So for your description this week I had to listen to the first five minutes just to get some information on what happened because as I’m sure you’re all very aware I was too drunk to keep these memories. But without skipping a beat, right at the top of the show people talk about hard fucking and not liking hearing other people fuck, which personally I don’t mind. It’s just like porn back when they didn’t have television, and it was too dark to read the nudies they jerked off to the sound of people fucking. It’s just like time traveling without leaving your bed, so dare I say it? I will. If you plan on having relations within ear shot of me, I’ll be listenin’. I think being all cuddly and lovey is more offensive than hearing you bang each other, we get it, you’re the coolest happiest couple in the world, now prove it with some sweet sex moves. Like tekken. Anyway I don’t think I need to say it the party was a blast and we’re super glad that everyone who showed up had a good time and we can’t wait for the 200th episode party. We love all of you so enjoy the episode and blah blah blah

 

Enjoy it

Mar 20, 2017

The long awaited 100th episode is finally upon us! We threw a wicked party and had some past guests over for a all you can talk buffet! There’s no need for an intro for this episode because why would you want to hear me talk just play the party! We want to thank every single person who has listend, guest, or even said our podcast sucks, it’s because of you turds we kept doing this. But fuck everything else just ENJOY THE EPISODE!

 

Don't worry about iTunes and all that shit, you've done enough over the last two years, we'll start nagging you all for reviews and subs next week!

Mar 12, 2017

Tyler, Nick, and of course Bob shoot the shit in the ultimate shit shoots. We drink all the drinks and talk all the words, our podcast is essentially just drunken word vomit and us not making very good points about anything, still can’t believe people think this garbage is entertaining. Like for us it is, but we’re idiots. Anyway, we just have the normal amount of fun people on Wednesdays do. Speaking of Wednesday, I saw this ad for a parody porn for Wednesday Addams, you know the child in that movie about the monster family? I’m totally cool with parody porn, like I get it you like a character so much and you want to see them naked. That’s totally cool, I’m right there with you, for me it was cat woman, and I’ve seen cat women cos-players get fucked a number of times. But there’s something about a character who, in the actual film, cartoon, book, whatever, is a child I just can’t get behind. It seems a bit too creepy for me, and I watched the Avatar porn (nothing great for cheap costumes and running blue paint, snoozefest) . And while we’re on the topic, Wednesday Addams is by far the laziest cos-play, black pig-tails, black dress with a white collar, and say things like, “I’m a homicidal maniac”, psh come on person the last thing you killed is your parents dream of having a kid they’re proud of. I think that’s good enough for the description, enjoy the episode my friends. Also the Doobie Brothers didn’t make good music and fuck you if you think they did.

Mar 6, 2017

I don’t know what to tell you fine folks but we get down and dirty with some serious video game talk, such as: what if ps4 introduced interactive games with sweet sex toys or whatever I don’t know what you want from me, we smack up some sweet game talkings and fuck off the entire episode, but for real what if playstation did that? Put this game in your system, put this thing in your butt and now you’re playing our new game. You’re welcome. That’s the playstation I, one day, want to participate in the beta testing. Video games and smacking things in your butt, that, that is what I’m into. But this episode is a real good one and we get down like usual and for those of you who tuned into the “FaceBook Live intro”… I’m really sorry, when you catch a buzz you think one thing is a good idea and then you realize it was a fucking awful one, don’t worry if you try to find the video it’s not real. So don’t look for it. But if anything else, this episode is fun so listen to it and tell your homies.

 

Also check out Jon Marvin and all of his glory on his blog. On whatever site he posts too, and some other great shit he’s working on.

Feb 27, 2017

 

This episode was recorded directly after I got married and partied so you’ll see how drunk we are and what we talk about, I really can’t give a complete description of this episode for you guys except I was super happy and extremely drunk, my dad calls to redeem himself after two years of “alright buddy, gotta go” shaming and it goes swimmingly. The wife makes a brief pop in and so does Carswell if I’m not mistaken (which I probably am) and then we get the sappy drunk and verbally blow each other for two hours, so enjoy that amazing thing. You guys are the best WENJOY IT!

Feb 27, 2017

 

This week we’re back at it drinking beer and talking the ol’ dirty butt talk, we also welcome our four finger butt champion Ian to the podcast for some seriously clean talk about movies, video games, and politics maybe. I need to start taking notes during the podcast so I can make an accurate description for you fine folks, or hire someone to sit in and be my memory. So there’s a new position for the podcast Tyler’s Memory Person, taking applications now, can’t pay in money but if you play your cards right you can just take stuff from my house and call it even. So apply now, minimum qualifications: Drinking problem, talks about butt things openly, and have cool pants. There you go people send in you sex resume and we’ll talk. Enjoy the episode and don’t forget there’s a bonus episode out today as well!

Feb 13, 2017

This is the second part of episode 97. Just so you are aware and you somehow missed the message of butt things from the first description, we love butts. I’m not completely sure where this episode goes, but from the way I know we are, I’m sure we work our way back to sex and disgusting talk. So enjoy the episode and remember that we love you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And butts.

Feb 13, 2017

Today we talk a lot of butt stuff, but our butts, you know and things we like to do to them when the NSA isn’t tapping our video cameras to see what we’re doing to our said butts. So prepare yourself for that convo it starts somewhere between our fascination with butts and shoving things into them. Seriously give it a shot. I consider myself a friend of all of yours, and I wouldn’t be doing my part as a true friend if I didn’t peer pressure you into pressuring your sphincter, plus if you work hard enough you can turn that brown eye into like a hot pocket, where you can keep the things you cherish. Actually I’m working on the patent for The Hiney Holder, it’s like a cup holder for your bum. Butts are awesome, remember, if you don’t use it, you’re probably really boring. Enough of the butt text talk, please enjoy our audio recording of it. This episode is really for our degenerate listeners so if you’re a little vanilla you should go fuck yourself and then come back to listen.

Feb 7, 2017

Today on the TNB Podcast we welcome good buddy Curtis on! We just shoot the shit about some shit, nawmean?

 

That’s right people we finally got Curtis on the podcast and he was a great addition. We talk about some butt toys, video games, politics I think and some other fun stuff, the greatest thing about this podcast is we don’t have topics combine that with alcohol abuse it’s really anyone’s guess as to what was talked about during recording. So it’s always a nice surprise to all of us. It’s one of our tamest episodes if I can recall correctly, I remember leaving the studio thinking that, but what do I know. It was a fun episode and I can’t wait for Curtis to make a return so we can get real deep in that sweet bum (I’m trying to get a sugar daddy up in this bitch) But yes people we have a great time and we hope you enjoy the episode. 

Jan 30, 2017

Check this shit out, TNB is actually on time with the episode? You’re goddamned right! We out here. We out here with our boy Brandon, musician, heartthrob, no movie watchin son of a gun. He was great to have join us on the podcast and can’t wait to have him back on. We talk about some sex toys, movies, games, and other secret shit we can’t write about so just listen to the episode. It’s good for you, scientifically untested better for you. Suck it. Check out the website and do that other gangster shit you don't do but yet I still ask you to check out but you continue to ignore me and now I'm getting paranoid about my sentence structure and the fact that i bet someone is reading this and judging me and questioning weather Eye know the difference between a subject and a pretikit but I don't and now I"m dun. ENjoy the episode. 

Jan 24, 2017

Super fun episode today we get down on the video games right out of the gate, Jon and I zone out while Nick and Bob talk about Tekken or Mortal Fight or whatever while Tim mixed the vodka drinks and slammed them bitches like HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN POWERBOMBING MOTHERFUCKERS INTO OBLIVION! (Or just my roommates chair into the fucking wall) It was impressive to say the least. Let’s talk about the powerbomb for a moment, quick side tangent if you don’t mind, you don’t, so I’ll continue. The Powerbomb, while most effective in an intense world championship match between two of the toughest men in the federation, is by far the gayest of all wrestling moves in the history of wrestling moves. Stick with me here I’ll provide some evidence. First the dom in this situation hits the sub in the testicles causing the sadomasochistic sub to wince in pain doubled over (it’s okay, he likes this kind of stuff), the dom then grabs the sub and places his head in between his legs (balls on neck: see Powerbomb 101). At this point the dom grabs his hips and swings the sub, causes the sub to do a near complete front flip onto the dom’s shoulders, dick to face for perfect positioning, and then as to say, “Hey! There isn’t nearly enough cock stuffed in my mouth at this junction”, the dom slams the sub onto the canvas all while simultaneously slamming the subs dick deeper into his mouth, usually resulting in the end of the match. And of course the dom will always win, how much fight would you have if you powerbusted a nut? Thank you. But back to the description, this is a great episode! We hope you enjoy it, you’re all the best! ENJOY THE EPISODE!

Jan 17, 2017

For everyone who has said something about the descriptions lately being fucking lame, thank you. I really thought these were a waste of time and nobody read these things, but I was wrong. And for you, I’m back and dumber than ever.

 

In today’s mini-sode of the TNB Podcast, it’s just me and the Bob and we talk about how much fun it is throwing hands and smacking some poor fool in the mouth. And for the few who have never been hit in the face, it’s not that bad. It’s a sobering feeling and it helps you grow, so do yourself a favor and hit a friend/let your friend hit you. It’ll make you tougher. Or you’ll cry, I can’t gauge how much bitch you have in your system from my computer. Just do it, be cool. Or don’t it doesn’t matter.

 

Man I don’t know what I’m doing, I think it’s the lack of booze. I feel like a dried out Christian that was a little edgy and found loop holes that didn’t exist so he could get away being a sinner, but then submitted to religion and got to church on time. I need to party, fuck it I’m getting day drunk today.

 

Look I’m trying, it’ll take a little bit to knock the stupid dust back into these things. But for those of you who enjoy these descriptions, and I’ll talk to the Bob about this, but I think on the new website tnbpodcast.com there’s like a news section or something that I’ll start writing on and whoever wants to can read my stupid thoughts. There that’s it, I’m done here

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