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Join hosts Tyler, Nick, and Bob tell stories, talk with interesting guests and pretend they know what they're doing. No scripts, no edits, no future.
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Now displaying: January, 2017
Jan 30, 2017

Check this shit out, TNB is actually on time with the episode? You’re goddamned right! We out here. We out here with our boy Brandon, musician, heartthrob, no movie watchin son of a gun. He was great to have join us on the podcast and can’t wait to have him back on. We talk about some sex toys, movies, games, and other secret shit we can’t write about so just listen to the episode. It’s good for you, scientifically untested better for you. Suck it. Check out the website and do that other gangster shit you don't do but yet I still ask you to check out but you continue to ignore me and now I'm getting paranoid about my sentence structure and the fact that i bet someone is reading this and judging me and questioning weather Eye know the difference between a subject and a pretikit but I don't and now I"m dun. ENjoy the episode. 

Jan 24, 2017

Super fun episode today we get down on the video games right out of the gate, Jon and I zone out while Nick and Bob talk about Tekken or Mortal Fight or whatever while Tim mixed the vodka drinks and slammed them bitches like HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN POWERBOMBING MOTHERFUCKERS INTO OBLIVION! (Or just my roommates chair into the fucking wall) It was impressive to say the least. Let’s talk about the powerbomb for a moment, quick side tangent if you don’t mind, you don’t, so I’ll continue. The Powerbomb, while most effective in an intense world championship match between two of the toughest men in the federation, is by far the gayest of all wrestling moves in the history of wrestling moves. Stick with me here I’ll provide some evidence. First the dom in this situation hits the sub in the testicles causing the sadomasochistic sub to wince in pain doubled over (it’s okay, he likes this kind of stuff), the dom then grabs the sub and places his head in between his legs (balls on neck: see Powerbomb 101). At this point the dom grabs his hips and swings the sub, causes the sub to do a near complete front flip onto the dom’s shoulders, dick to face for perfect positioning, and then as to say, “Hey! There isn’t nearly enough cock stuffed in my mouth at this junction”, the dom slams the sub onto the canvas all while simultaneously slamming the subs dick deeper into his mouth, usually resulting in the end of the match. And of course the dom will always win, how much fight would you have if you powerbusted a nut? Thank you. But back to the description, this is a great episode! We hope you enjoy it, you’re all the best! ENJOY THE EPISODE!

Jan 17, 2017

For everyone who has said something about the descriptions lately being fucking lame, thank you. I really thought these were a waste of time and nobody read these things, but I was wrong. And for you, I’m back and dumber than ever.

 

In today’s mini-sode of the TNB Podcast, it’s just me and the Bob and we talk about how much fun it is throwing hands and smacking some poor fool in the mouth. And for the few who have never been hit in the face, it’s not that bad. It’s a sobering feeling and it helps you grow, so do yourself a favor and hit a friend/let your friend hit you. It’ll make you tougher. Or you’ll cry, I can’t gauge how much bitch you have in your system from my computer. Just do it, be cool. Or don’t it doesn’t matter.

 

Man I don’t know what I’m doing, I think it’s the lack of booze. I feel like a dried out Christian that was a little edgy and found loop holes that didn’t exist so he could get away being a sinner, but then submitted to religion and got to church on time. I need to party, fuck it I’m getting day drunk today.

 

Look I’m trying, it’ll take a little bit to knock the stupid dust back into these things. But for those of you who enjoy these descriptions, and I’ll talk to the Bob about this, but I think on the new website tnbpodcast.com there’s like a news section or something that I’ll start writing on and whoever wants to can read my stupid thoughts. There that’s it, I’m done here

Jan 9, 2017

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GO FUCK YOURSELF

Jan 2, 2017

OH SHIT IT'S part two.. yay

And no scripture this episode either. maybe next week my friends

 

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