Well here it is, the round up episode of the TNB 100th Episode party. So for your description this week I had to listen to the first five minutes just to get some information on what happened because as I’m sure you’re all very aware I was too drunk to keep these memories. But without skipping a beat, right at the top of the show people talk about hard fucking and not liking hearing other people fuck, which personally I don’t mind. It’s just like porn back when they didn’t have television, and it was too dark to read the nudies they jerked off to the sound of people fucking. It’s just like time traveling without leaving your bed, so dare I say it? I will. If you plan on having relations within ear shot of me, I’ll be listenin’. I think being all cuddly and lovey is more offensive than hearing you bang each other, we get it, you’re the coolest happiest couple in the world, now prove it with some sweet sex moves. Like tekken. Anyway I don’t think I need to say it the party was a blast and we’re super glad that everyone who showed up had a good time and we can’t wait for the 200th episode party. We love all of you so enjoy the episode and blah blah blah
The long awaited 100th episode is finally upon us! We threw a wicked party and had some past guests over for a all you can talk buffet! There’s no need for an intro for this episode because why would you want to hear me talk just play the party! We want to thank every single person who has listend, guest, or even said our podcast sucks, it’s because of you turds we kept doing this. But fuck everything else just ENJOY THE EPISODE!
Don't worry about iTunes and all that shit, you've done enough over the last two years, we'll start nagging you all for reviews and subs next week!
Tyler, Nick, and of course Bob shoot the shit in the ultimate shit shoots. We drink all the drinks and talk all the words, our podcast is essentially just drunken word vomit and us not making very good points about anything, still can’t believe people think this garbage is entertaining. Like for us it is, but we’re idiots. Anyway, we just have the normal amount of fun people on Wednesdays do. Speaking of Wednesday, I saw this ad for a parody porn for Wednesday Addams, you know the child in that movie about the monster family? I’m totally cool with parody porn, like I get it you like a character so much and you want to see them naked. That’s totally cool, I’m right there with you, for me it was cat woman, and I’ve seen cat women cos-players get fucked a number of times. But there’s something about a character who, in the actual film, cartoon, book, whatever, is a child I just can’t get behind. It seems a bit too creepy for me, and I watched the Avatar porn (nothing great for cheap costumes and running blue paint, snoozefest) . And while we’re on the topic, Wednesday Addams is by far the laziest cos-play, black pig-tails, black dress with a white collar, and say things like, “I’m a homicidal maniac”, psh come on person the last thing you killed is your parents dream of having a kid they’re proud of. I think that’s good enough for the description, enjoy the episode my friends. Also the Doobie Brothers didn’t make good music and fuck you if you think they did.
I don’t know what to tell you fine folks but we get down and dirty with some serious video game talk, such as: what if ps4 introduced interactive games with sweet sex toys or whatever I don’t know what you want from me, we smack up some sweet game talkings and fuck off the entire episode, but for real what if playstation did that? Put this game in your system, put this thing in your butt and now you’re playing our new game. You’re welcome. That’s the playstation I, one day, want to participate in the beta testing. Video games and smacking things in your butt, that, that is what I’m into. But this episode is a real good one and we get down like usual and for those of you who tuned into the “FaceBook Live intro”… I’m really sorry, when you catch a buzz you think one thing is a good idea and then you realize it was a fucking awful one, don’t worry if you try to find the video it’s not real. So don’t look for it. But if anything else, this episode is fun so listen to it and tell your homies.
Also check out Jon Marvin and all of his glory on his blog. On whatever site he posts too, and some other great shit he’s working on.