So if you’re new here, you’ll probably turn this hot garbage super early and we don’t apologize for that, just means you can’t hang. Which is fine. Better to try and judge then to not try at all. Dip the dick in and move along, right? I think that’s what my sensei told me many moons ago. Well, bone up because this episode is a fucking mess, we talk aliens and party stories and other fun stuff, thanks to Curtis for coming back on the podcast and hanging dong with us. It’s always a pleasure. Welp, I tried to write something interesting but thanks to that dirty shit bird leaving a cave after he was dead and my family believing that shit, this episode is late. also has anyone nailed the reason why we celebrate witchcraft by praising a bunny who lays eggs? I didn’t think about it growing up, because why? You wake up with a basket full of candy, but let’s be honest I DIDN’T KNOW RABBITS DIDN’T LAY EGGS UNTIL I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. If you’re going to lie to children lie about something that won’t fuck up their intelligence, like mom and dad are swingers or the kids aren’t the reason for the divorce, not an animal and the way it births. I say from here on out we save the future children by not celebrating this dumb bunny and it’s fake ass colored eggs, and we replace the eggs with colored bunny birth, “here Johnny, it’s a blue bunny’s after birth and god isn’t real! Enjoy”
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We talk about fun shit some not fun shit, and of course we give Bryan shit. It’s always a good time having this guy over for some drinks and some laughs, though he doesn’t come around much (purposeful shade thrown) it’s always a good time seeing him, even if he does dress like Lance Armstrong’s cancer stricken nut, he’s a good dude to be around. There isn’t much I can say about this episode other than it was a fucking blast. And we hope you all enjoy it, don’t follow your dreams kids, you’ll just end up happy and who wants that. Also, anybody have any fool proof draft-dodging plans? ENJOY IT
This episode we talk about some nerd shit, and some man shit best of both worlds in this place. This episode is super fun and packed stories of perseverance and overcoming the leaps and bounds that come with a relationship, like the first titty touch after ten years of laying some solid ground work for boobs. Our man is a champion and I can’t believe it took that piece of man hunk so long for boobs. Good job on her part, because when I first saw him I threw my man boobs at him, he declined and said, “these aren’t the tits I’m looking for” and Jedi waved his way away from me and my sloppy bod. But enjoy the episode my good people and hit us up across all the social media spots and let us know some of your stories of triumphant victory to female/male anatomy! Love you fools, ENJOY IT