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May 24, 2017

This week it’s just the T and the N the B went to Tennessee, this week we talk about the bullshit in the world and thanks to alcohol and anger we aren’t very positive about it. We have a pop in guest Danny the Roommate man and though he doesn’t speak much he’s always a great body to have in the room, also we’re changing a few things up on the podcast because change is fun so the intros will feature the guests and be recorded immediately following the episode, so no more Tyler recording the intro four days later and completely forgetting what was talked about. Plus it’ll be fun. So other than that we’ll stick to slinging ding dong jokes and talk about butt stuff. We love you all enjoy it.

May 16, 2017

 

We drink and talk some shit, I don’t know an accurate way to describe each show, there’s no topic, no formula, we don’t interview it’s just all organic conversation so after a 100 episodes or so what’s the point of descriptions we just talk. I understand that sounds lackluster but it’s what we do, on paper we sound like a bunch of morons who just talk, which isn’t far off. So kick back and enjoy it, or don’t. Blam, there’s your intro. Big thanks to Corey for hanging with us! It’s always a good time hanging with him and hearing what he’s got, but here’s the show people ENJOY

 

I suck at these things.

May 8, 2017

Today we welcome Troy on the podcast for fun! Troy is the man who takes peoples pets and sets them free a true real world hero well we get drunk ate steaks and recorded a podcast, it's a fun episode and we're glad Troy came on to party! Again we apologize for the hiatus but we're back and not crying so enjoy!

Apr 18, 2017

 

So if you’re new here, you’ll probably turn this hot garbage super early and we don’t apologize for that, just means you can’t hang. Which is fine. Better to try and judge then to not try at all. Dip the dick in and move along, right? I think that’s what my sensei told me many moons ago. Well, bone up because this episode is a fucking mess, we talk aliens and party stories and other fun stuff, thanks to Curtis for coming back on the podcast and hanging dong with us. It’s always a pleasure. Welp, I tried to write something interesting but thanks to that dirty shit bird leaving a cave after he was dead and my family believing that shit, this episode is late. also has anyone nailed the reason why we celebrate witchcraft by praising a bunny who lays eggs? I didn’t think about it growing up, because why? You wake up with a basket full of candy, but let’s be honest I DIDN’T KNOW RABBITS DIDN’T LAY EGGS UNTIL I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. If you’re going to lie to children lie about something that won’t fuck up their intelligence, like mom and dad are swingers or the kids aren’t the reason for the divorce, not an animal and the way it births. I say from here on out we save the future children by not celebrating this dumb bunny and it’s fake ass colored eggs, and we replace the eggs with colored bunny birth, “here Johnny, it’s a blue bunny’s after birth and god isn’t real! Enjoy”

I’m done hit up the social medias and let us know what you think or share a cool story with us

 

We love you enjoy!

Apr 10, 2017

We talk about fun shit some not fun shit, and of course we give Bryan shit. It’s always a good time having this guy over for some drinks and some laughs, though he doesn’t come around much (purposeful shade thrown) it’s always a good time seeing him, even if he does dress like Lance Armstrong’s cancer stricken nut, he’s a good dude to be around. There isn’t much I can say about this episode other than it was a fucking blast. And we hope you all enjoy it, don’t follow your dreams kids, you’ll just end up happy and who wants that. Also, anybody have any fool proof draft-dodging plans? ENJOY IT

Apr 4, 2017

This episode we talk about some nerd shit, and some man shit best of both worlds in this place. This episode is super fun and packed stories of perseverance and overcoming the leaps and bounds that come with a relationship, like the first titty touch after ten years of laying some solid ground work for boobs. Our man is a champion and I can’t believe it took that piece of man hunk so long for boobs. Good job on her part, because when I first saw him I threw my man boobs at him, he declined and said, “these aren’t the tits I’m looking for” and Jedi waved his way away from me and my sloppy bod. But enjoy the episode my good people and hit us up across all the social media spots and let us know some of your stories of triumphant victory to female/male anatomy! Love you fools, ENJOY IT

Mar 25, 2017

Well here it is, the round up episode of the TNB 100th Episode party. So for your description this week I had to listen to the first five minutes just to get some information on what happened because as I’m sure you’re all very aware I was too drunk to keep these memories. But without skipping a beat, right at the top of the show people talk about hard fucking and not liking hearing other people fuck, which personally I don’t mind. It’s just like porn back when they didn’t have television, and it was too dark to read the nudies they jerked off to the sound of people fucking. It’s just like time traveling without leaving your bed, so dare I say it? I will. If you plan on having relations within ear shot of me, I’ll be listenin’. I think being all cuddly and lovey is more offensive than hearing you bang each other, we get it, you’re the coolest happiest couple in the world, now prove it with some sweet sex moves. Like tekken. Anyway I don’t think I need to say it the party was a blast and we’re super glad that everyone who showed up had a good time and we can’t wait for the 200th episode party. We love all of you so enjoy the episode and blah blah blah

 

Enjoy it

Mar 20, 2017

The long awaited 100th episode is finally upon us! We threw a wicked party and had some past guests over for a all you can talk buffet! There’s no need for an intro for this episode because why would you want to hear me talk just play the party! We want to thank every single person who has listend, guest, or even said our podcast sucks, it’s because of you turds we kept doing this. But fuck everything else just ENJOY THE EPISODE!

 

Don't worry about iTunes and all that shit, you've done enough over the last two years, we'll start nagging you all for reviews and subs next week!

Mar 6, 2017

I don’t know what to tell you fine folks but we get down and dirty with some serious video game talk, such as: what if ps4 introduced interactive games with sweet sex toys or whatever I don’t know what you want from me, we smack up some sweet game talkings and fuck off the entire episode, but for real what if playstation did that? Put this game in your system, put this thing in your butt and now you’re playing our new game. You’re welcome. That’s the playstation I, one day, want to participate in the beta testing. Video games and smacking things in your butt, that, that is what I’m into. But this episode is a real good one and we get down like usual and for those of you who tuned into the “FaceBook Live intro”… I’m really sorry, when you catch a buzz you think one thing is a good idea and then you realize it was a fucking awful one, don’t worry if you try to find the video it’s not real. So don’t look for it. But if anything else, this episode is fun so listen to it and tell your homies.

 

Also check out Jon Marvin and all of his glory on his blog. On whatever site he posts too, and some other great shit he’s working on.

Feb 27, 2017

 

This week we’re back at it drinking beer and talking the ol’ dirty butt talk, we also welcome our four finger butt champion Ian to the podcast for some seriously clean talk about movies, video games, and politics maybe. I need to start taking notes during the podcast so I can make an accurate description for you fine folks, or hire someone to sit in and be my memory. So there’s a new position for the podcast Tyler’s Memory Person, taking applications now, can’t pay in money but if you play your cards right you can just take stuff from my house and call it even. So apply now, minimum qualifications: Drinking problem, talks about butt things openly, and have cool pants. There you go people send in you sex resume and we’ll talk. Enjoy the episode and don’t forget there’s a bonus episode out today as well!

Feb 27, 2017

 

This episode was recorded directly after I got married and partied so you’ll see how drunk we are and what we talk about, I really can’t give a complete description of this episode for you guys except I was super happy and extremely drunk, my dad calls to redeem himself after two years of “alright buddy, gotta go” shaming and it goes swimmingly. The wife makes a brief pop in and so does Carswell if I’m not mistaken (which I probably am) and then we get the sappy drunk and verbally blow each other for two hours, so enjoy that amazing thing. You guys are the best WENJOY IT!

Feb 13, 2017

This is the second part of episode 97. Just so you are aware and you somehow missed the message of butt things from the first description, we love butts. I’m not completely sure where this episode goes, but from the way I know we are, I’m sure we work our way back to sex and disgusting talk. So enjoy the episode and remember that we love you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And butts.

Feb 13, 2017

Today we talk a lot of butt stuff, but our butts, you know and things we like to do to them when the NSA isn’t tapping our video cameras to see what we’re doing to our said butts. So prepare yourself for that convo it starts somewhere between our fascination with butts and shoving things into them. Seriously give it a shot. I consider myself a friend of all of yours, and I wouldn’t be doing my part as a true friend if I didn’t peer pressure you into pressuring your sphincter, plus if you work hard enough you can turn that brown eye into like a hot pocket, where you can keep the things you cherish. Actually I’m working on the patent for The Hiney Holder, it’s like a cup holder for your bum. Butts are awesome, remember, if you don’t use it, you’re probably really boring. Enough of the butt text talk, please enjoy our audio recording of it. This episode is really for our degenerate listeners so if you’re a little vanilla you should go fuck yourself and then come back to listen.

Feb 7, 2017

Today on the TNB Podcast we welcome good buddy Curtis on! We just shoot the shit about some shit, nawmean?

 

That’s right people we finally got Curtis on the podcast and he was a great addition. We talk about some butt toys, video games, politics I think and some other fun stuff, the greatest thing about this podcast is we don’t have topics combine that with alcohol abuse it’s really anyone’s guess as to what was talked about during recording. So it’s always a nice surprise to all of us. It’s one of our tamest episodes if I can recall correctly, I remember leaving the studio thinking that, but what do I know. It was a fun episode and I can’t wait for Curtis to make a return so we can get real deep in that sweet bum (I’m trying to get a sugar daddy up in this bitch) But yes people we have a great time and we hope you enjoy the episode. 

Jan 24, 2017

Super fun episode today we get down on the video games right out of the gate, Jon and I zone out while Nick and Bob talk about Tekken or Mortal Fight or whatever while Tim mixed the vodka drinks and slammed them bitches like HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN POWERBOMBING MOTHERFUCKERS INTO OBLIVION! (Or just my roommates chair into the fucking wall) It was impressive to say the least. Let’s talk about the powerbomb for a moment, quick side tangent if you don’t mind, you don’t, so I’ll continue. The Powerbomb, while most effective in an intense world championship match between two of the toughest men in the federation, is by far the gayest of all wrestling moves in the history of wrestling moves. Stick with me here I’ll provide some evidence. First the dom in this situation hits the sub in the testicles causing the sadomasochistic sub to wince in pain doubled over (it’s okay, he likes this kind of stuff), the dom then grabs the sub and places his head in between his legs (balls on neck: see Powerbomb 101). At this point the dom grabs his hips and swings the sub, causes the sub to do a near complete front flip onto the dom’s shoulders, dick to face for perfect positioning, and then as to say, “Hey! There isn’t nearly enough cock stuffed in my mouth at this junction”, the dom slams the sub onto the canvas all while simultaneously slamming the subs dick deeper into his mouth, usually resulting in the end of the match. And of course the dom will always win, how much fight would you have if you powerbusted a nut? Thank you. But back to the description, this is a great episode! We hope you enjoy it, you’re all the best! ENJOY THE EPISODE!

Jan 17, 2017

For everyone who has said something about the descriptions lately being fucking lame, thank you. I really thought these were a waste of time and nobody read these things, but I was wrong. And for you, I’m back and dumber than ever.

 

In today’s mini-sode of the TNB Podcast, it’s just me and the Bob and we talk about how much fun it is throwing hands and smacking some poor fool in the mouth. And for the few who have never been hit in the face, it’s not that bad. It’s a sobering feeling and it helps you grow, so do yourself a favor and hit a friend/let your friend hit you. It’ll make you tougher. Or you’ll cry, I can’t gauge how much bitch you have in your system from my computer. Just do it, be cool. Or don’t it doesn’t matter.

 

Man I don’t know what I’m doing, I think it’s the lack of booze. I feel like a dried out Christian that was a little edgy and found loop holes that didn’t exist so he could get away being a sinner, but then submitted to religion and got to church on time. I need to party, fuck it I’m getting day drunk today.

 

Look I’m trying, it’ll take a little bit to knock the stupid dust back into these things. But for those of you who enjoy these descriptions, and I’ll talk to the Bob about this, but I think on the new website tnbpodcast.com there’s like a news section or something that I’ll start writing on and whoever wants to can read my stupid thoughts. There that’s it, I’m done here

Jan 9, 2017

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GO FUCK YOURSELF

Jan 2, 2017

OH SHIT IT'S part two.. yay

And no scripture this episode either. maybe next week my friends

 

LOv u

Dec 31, 2016

This week it's Tyler Nick and Bob. that's it! Listen to the intro, no righteous scripture in this description. 

 

LOVE U

Dec 19, 2016

This week on TNB it's just the boys doing their regular thing. NOTHING ELSE. We talk some cool shit, some whack shit, and whatever else, I forgot blah blah blah I drink a lot blah blah blah. This is the 3rd fucking time I'm writing this, the first draft was fucking cool I had some real thought provoking topic that was a fun thing to talk about but since I'm in a time crutch I can't write it. I'm just angry so this is what you get when someone who responds emotionally rather than responding logically. 

ENJOY THE EPISODE

Dec 13, 2016

In this heartbreaking episode of TNBall Z We quit....... or do we? Find out on the next episode of TNBall Z

But on the real we just have a good old fashion talk about some fun stuff, new video games, star wars, dicks, music, and where you learn to fail. or succeed I really don't remember. Who cares, hit play you'll enjoy our ridiculous banter and listen to Nick and Bob be an old married couple who need to not agree on anything, and listen as Tyler tries to play both sides of the fence because he's a loser with no real opinions and just wants to be liked by everyone. But other than that, it's a great episode add it to the list of excellence. Or mediocre, it's really up to you. We don't mind at all, we just like getting drunk and yelling into microphones. It's fun. If you want to try it talk to us, we can get you in here and YOU can tell US about dicks and things that have been placed inside of your bodies, and we can stop rehashing all of our stories. But, if you're not metal enough, we totally get it. Be scared, go to church, then go to the gym, smoke a pack of cigarettes, buy a motorcycle, look intensely into the sunset at the Grand Canyon, think about the opportunity you passed, think about the stories you could've shared, think about the laughs, think about the new friends you could've made memories with, ride majestically through the States thinking of what could have been, and when you finished your journey. Ask to be on the show, why the fuck did you take that long ass trip just to ask to be on this show? We like you. 

 

ENJOY THE SHOW!

Dec 7, 2016

This week on the TNB Podcast we bring back Danny for one last shot at redemption, the strong, masterful Danny. Does he speak? Does he stay silent? Hit play and find out. During this episode we talk about how we prepare for our self pleasure, and more importantly where we leave the evidence of it. Shirt, towel, tissue, or sock? I don't know what that last sentence had to do with anything. But we talk about where we leave our nasty as goo. There, that enough mystery for you? We talk some video games, and some other stuff worth listening to. I think. Man, what do I know about what you guys want, you never talk to me. Am I not a personable person? Shit, well I love you all and thanks for checking out the episode hope you enjoy it!

 

Nov 28, 2016

Today we double down and have Paul Joseph return! It was a great night and the episode is for sure one of the best we've done, we talk cops, government and some other cool shit, so stick around and check out the episode I'd write more about the episode but why? Hit play and you'll hear how great this night was. What? What's that? You need to read a description in order to decide if this episode is worth listening to? Well, go fuck yourself. How's that? Was that a good enough read for you? NO? WELL! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU MY SISTER WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU! IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE OVER IN THE CORNER CRYING BECAUSE MY DESCRIPTIONS AS OF LATE HAVE BEEN LACKLUSTER! 

 

Alright, that's enough. I'm sorry I yelled via text it's just sometimes I feel like you're never listening to me, and how I'm feeling. 

But seriously enjoy the episode you ungrateful fucks (again I'm sorry I just want to be held)

Love you guys! You're the rock beneath our wings or some smooth ass shit like that!

ENJOY

Nov 21, 2016

This week on the TNB Podcast we welcome Paul Joseph back to share his incredibly long story on his visit to Cuba over some nice crispy cuban cigars and some old man angry juice. We talk naked people stuff, Paul's exciting journey, dicks and then drop trou and talk some more. This episode was an absolute blast and can't thank Paul enough for showing up and throwing down with us! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always share with your friends or whatever. LVEU

Nov 13, 2016

In this episode we bring Brandon back on the podcast.......AGAIN! I'm almost pretty sure we should just give in and call this the TNBB Podcast because that dick is always here. If tonights group were summed up in male genitalia it would go like this: Penis, obviously Brandon he's tall and pretty with some nice girth. Nick and Bob would be the pair of testicles because they're a nice set of beefy clackers needed to spray, and Tyler would probably be like pubic hair or something, or like herpes fucking annoying when they're around but then you'll grow to accept him. Anyways people we just shoot the shit per usual, hope you all enjoy the foul language and dumb stuff we talk about. This episode is a fun one so stick with us!

 

Love you'

enjoy

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