The long awaited 100th episode is finally upon us! We threw a wicked party and had some past guests over for a all you can talk buffet! There’s no need for an intro for this episode because why would you want to hear me talk just play the party! We want to thank every single person who has listend, guest, or even said our podcast sucks, it’s because of you turds we kept doing this. But fuck everything else just ENJOY THE EPISODE!
Don't worry about iTunes and all that shit, you've done enough over the last two years, we'll start nagging you all for reviews and subs next week!
Tyler, Nick, and of course Bob shoot the shit in the ultimate shit shoots. We drink all the drinks and talk all the words, our podcast is essentially just drunken word vomit and us not making very good points about anything, still can’t believe people think this garbage is entertaining. Like for us it is, but we’re idiots. Anyway, we just have the normal amount of fun people on Wednesdays do. Speaking of Wednesday, I saw this ad for a parody porn for Wednesday Addams, you know the child in that movie about the monster family? I’m totally cool with parody porn, like I get it you like a character so much and you want to see them naked. That’s totally cool, I’m right there with you, for me it was cat woman, and I’ve seen cat women cos-players get fucked a number of times. But there’s something about a character who, in the actual film, cartoon, book, whatever, is a child I just can’t get behind. It seems a bit too creepy for me, and I watched the Avatar porn (nothing great for cheap costumes and running blue paint, snoozefest) . And while we’re on the topic, Wednesday Addams is by far the laziest cos-play, black pig-tails, black dress with a white collar, and say things like, “I’m a homicidal maniac”, psh come on person the last thing you killed is your parents dream of having a kid they’re proud of. I think that’s good enough for the description, enjoy the episode my friends. Also the Doobie Brothers didn’t make good music and fuck you if you think they did.
I don’t know what to tell you fine folks but we get down and dirty with some serious video game talk, such as: what if ps4 introduced interactive games with sweet sex toys or whatever I don’t know what you want from me, we smack up some sweet game talkings and fuck off the entire episode, but for real what if playstation did that? Put this game in your system, put this thing in your butt and now you’re playing our new game. You’re welcome. That’s the playstation I, one day, want to participate in the beta testing. Video games and smacking things in your butt, that, that is what I’m into. But this episode is a real good one and we get down like usual and for those of you who tuned into the “FaceBook Live intro”… I’m really sorry, when you catch a buzz you think one thing is a good idea and then you realize it was a fucking awful one, don’t worry if you try to find the video it’s not real. So don’t look for it. But if anything else, this episode is fun so listen to it and tell your homies.
Also check out Jon Marvin and all of his glory on his blog. On whatever site he posts too, and some other great shit he’s working on.
This episode was recorded directly after I got married and partied so you’ll see how drunk we are and what we talk about, I really can’t give a complete description of this episode for you guys except I was super happy and extremely drunk, my dad calls to redeem himself after two years of “alright buddy, gotta go” shaming and it goes swimmingly. The wife makes a brief pop in and so does Carswell if I’m not mistaken (which I probably am) and then we get the sappy drunk and verbally blow each other for two hours, so enjoy that amazing thing. You guys are the best WENJOY IT!
This week we’re back at it drinking beer and talking the ol’ dirty butt talk, we also welcome our four finger butt champion Ian to the podcast for some seriously clean talk about movies, video games, and politics maybe. I need to start taking notes during the podcast so I can make an accurate description for you fine folks, or hire someone to sit in and be my memory. So there’s a new position for the podcast Tyler’s Memory Person, taking applications now, can’t pay in money but if you play your cards right you can just take stuff from my house and call it even. So apply now, minimum qualifications: Drinking problem, talks about butt things openly, and have cool pants. There you go people send in you sex resume and we’ll talk. Enjoy the episode and don’t forget there’s a bonus episode out today as well!
This is the second part of episode 97. Just so you are aware and you somehow missed the message of butt things from the first description, we love butts. I’m not completely sure where this episode goes, but from the way I know we are, I’m sure we work our way back to sex and disgusting talk. So enjoy the episode and remember that we love you.
Today we talk a lot of butt stuff, but our butts, you know and things we like to do to them when the NSA isn’t tapping our video cameras to see what we’re doing to our said butts. So prepare yourself for that convo it starts somewhere between our fascination with butts and shoving things into them. Seriously give it a shot. I consider myself a friend of all of yours, and I wouldn’t be doing my part as a true friend if I didn’t peer pressure you into pressuring your sphincter, plus if you work hard enough you can turn that brown eye into like a hot pocket, where you can keep the things you cherish. Actually I’m working on the patent for The Hiney Holder, it’s like a cup holder for your bum. Butts are awesome, remember, if you don’t use it, you’re probably really boring. Enough of the butt text talk, please enjoy our audio recording of it. This episode is really for our degenerate listeners so if you’re a little vanilla you should go fuck yourself and then come back to listen.
Today on the TNB Podcast we welcome good buddy Curtis on! We just shoot the shit about some shit, nawmean?
That’s right people we finally got Curtis on the podcast and he was a great addition. We talk about some butt toys, video games, politics I think and some other fun stuff, the greatest thing about this podcast is we don’t have topics combine that with alcohol abuse it’s really anyone’s guess as to what was talked about during recording. So it’s always a nice surprise to all of us. It’s one of our tamest episodes if I can recall correctly, I remember leaving the studio thinking that, but what do I know. It was a fun episode and I can’t wait for Curtis to make a return so we can get real deep in that sweet bum (I’m trying to get a sugar daddy up in this bitch) But yes people we have a great time and we hope you enjoy the episode.
Check this shit out, TNB is actually on time with the episode? You’re goddamned right! We out here. We out here with our boy Brandon, musician, heartthrob, no movie watchin son of a gun. He was great to have join us on the podcast and can’t wait to have him back on. We talk about some sex toys, movies, games, and other secret shit we can’t write about so just listen to the episode. It’s good for you, scientifically untested better for you. Suck it. Check out the website and do that other gangster shit you don't do but yet I still ask you to check out but you continue to ignore me and now I'm getting paranoid about my sentence structure and the fact that i bet someone is reading this and judging me and questioning weather Eye know the difference between a subject and a pretikit but I don't and now I"m dun. ENjoy the episode.
Super fun episode today we get down on the video games right out of the gate, Jon and I zone out while Nick and Bob talk about Tekken or Mortal Fight or whatever while Tim mixed the vodka drinks and slammed them bitches like HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN POWERBOMBING MOTHERFUCKERS INTO OBLIVION! (Or just my roommates chair into the fucking wall) It was impressive to say the least. Let’s talk about the powerbomb for a moment, quick side tangent if you don’t mind, you don’t, so I’ll continue. The Powerbomb, while most effective in an intense world championship match between two of the toughest men in the federation, is by far the gayest of all wrestling moves in the history of wrestling moves. Stick with me here I’ll provide some evidence. First the dom in this situation hits the sub in the testicles causing the sadomasochistic sub to wince in pain doubled over (it’s okay, he likes this kind of stuff), the dom then grabs the sub and places his head in between his legs (balls on neck: see Powerbomb 101). At this point the dom grabs his hips and swings the sub, causes the sub to do a near complete front flip onto the dom’s shoulders, dick to face for perfect positioning, and then as to say, “Hey! There isn’t nearly enough cock stuffed in my mouth at this junction”, the dom slams the sub onto the canvas all while simultaneously slamming the subs dick deeper into his mouth, usually resulting in the end of the match. And of course the dom will always win, how much fight would you have if you powerbusted a nut? Thank you. But back to the description, this is a great episode! We hope you enjoy it, you’re all the best! ENJOY THE EPISODE!
For everyone who has said something about the descriptions lately being fucking lame, thank you. I really thought these were a waste of time and nobody read these things, but I was wrong. And for you, I’m back and dumber than ever.
In today’s mini-sode of the TNB Podcast, it’s just me and the Bob and we talk about how much fun it is throwing hands and smacking some poor fool in the mouth. And for the few who have never been hit in the face, it’s not that bad. It’s a sobering feeling and it helps you grow, so do yourself a favor and hit a friend/let your friend hit you. It’ll make you tougher. Or you’ll cry, I can’t gauge how much bitch you have in your system from my computer. Just do it, be cool. Or don’t it doesn’t matter.
Man I don’t know what I’m doing, I think it’s the lack of booze. I feel like a dried out Christian that was a little edgy and found loop holes that didn’t exist so he could get away being a sinner, but then submitted to religion and got to church on time. I need to party, fuck it I’m getting day drunk today.
Look I’m trying, it’ll take a little bit to knock the stupid dust back into these things. But for those of you who enjoy these descriptions, and I’ll talk to the Bob about this, but I think on the new website tnbpodcast.com there’s like a news section or something that I’ll start writing on and whoever wants to can read my stupid thoughts. There that’s it, I’m done here
GO FUCK YOURSELF
OH SHIT IT'S part two.. yay
And no scripture this episode either. maybe next week my friends
This week it's Tyler Nick and Bob. that's it! Listen to the intro, no righteous scripture in this description.
This week on TNB it's just the boys doing their regular thing. NOTHING ELSE. We talk some cool shit, some whack shit, and whatever else, I forgot blah blah blah I drink a lot blah blah blah. This is the 3rd fucking time I'm writing this, the first draft was fucking cool I had some real thought provoking topic that was a fun thing to talk about but since I'm in a time crutch I can't write it. I'm just angry so this is what you get when someone who responds emotionally rather than responding logically.
ENJOY THE EPISODE
In this heartbreaking episode of TNBall Z We quit....... or do we? Find out on the next episode of TNBall Z
But on the real we just have a good old fashion talk about some fun stuff, new video games, star wars, dicks, music, and where you learn to fail. or succeed I really don't remember. Who cares, hit play you'll enjoy our ridiculous banter and listen to Nick and Bob be an old married couple who need to not agree on anything, and listen as Tyler tries to play both sides of the fence because he's a loser with no real opinions and just wants to be liked by everyone. But other than that, it's a great episode add it to the list of excellence. Or mediocre, it's really up to you. We don't mind at all, we just like getting drunk and yelling into microphones. It's fun. If you want to try it talk to us, we can get you in here and YOU can tell US about dicks and things that have been placed inside of your bodies, and we can stop rehashing all of our stories. But, if you're not metal enough, we totally get it. Be scared, go to church, then go to the gym, smoke a pack of cigarettes, buy a motorcycle, look intensely into the sunset at the Grand Canyon, think about the opportunity you passed, think about the stories you could've shared, think about the laughs, think about the new friends you could've made memories with, ride majestically through the States thinking of what could have been, and when you finished your journey. Ask to be on the show, why the fuck did you take that long ass trip just to ask to be on this show? We like you.
ENJOY THE SHOW!
This week on the TNB Podcast we bring back Danny for one last shot at redemption, the strong, masterful Danny. Does he speak? Does he stay silent? Hit play and find out. During this episode we talk about how we prepare for our self pleasure, and more importantly where we leave the evidence of it. Shirt, towel, tissue, or sock? I don't know what that last sentence had to do with anything. But we talk about where we leave our nasty as goo. There, that enough mystery for you? We talk some video games, and some other stuff worth listening to. I think. Man, what do I know about what you guys want, you never talk to me. Am I not a personable person? Shit, well I love you all and thanks for checking out the episode hope you enjoy it!
Today we double down and have Paul Joseph return! It was a great night and the episode is for sure one of the best we've done, we talk cops, government and some other cool shit, so stick around and check out the episode I'd write more about the episode but why? Hit play and you'll hear how great this night was. What? What's that? You need to read a description in order to decide if this episode is worth listening to? Well, go fuck yourself. How's that? Was that a good enough read for you? NO? WELL! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU MY SISTER WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU! IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE OVER IN THE CORNER CRYING BECAUSE MY DESCRIPTIONS AS OF LATE HAVE BEEN LACKLUSTER!
Alright, that's enough. I'm sorry I yelled via text it's just sometimes I feel like you're never listening to me, and how I'm feeling.
But seriously enjoy the episode you ungrateful fucks (again I'm sorry I just want to be held)
Love you guys! You're the rock beneath our wings or some smooth ass shit like that!
This week on the TNB Podcast we welcome Paul Joseph back to share his incredibly long story on his visit to Cuba over some nice crispy cuban cigars and some old man angry juice. We talk naked people stuff, Paul's exciting journey, dicks and then drop trou and talk some more. This episode was an absolute blast and can't thank Paul enough for showing up and throwing down with us! We hope you enjoy the episode and as always share with your friends or whatever. LVEU
In this episode we bring Brandon back on the podcast.......AGAIN! I'm almost pretty sure we should just give in and call this the TNBB Podcast because that dick is always here. If tonights group were summed up in male genitalia it would go like this: Penis, obviously Brandon he's tall and pretty with some nice girth. Nick and Bob would be the pair of testicles because they're a nice set of beefy clackers needed to spray, and Tyler would probably be like pubic hair or something, or like herpes fucking annoying when they're around but then you'll grow to accept him. Anyways people we just shoot the shit per usual, hope you all enjoy the foul language and dumb stuff we talk about. This episode is a fun one so stick with us!
Today we welcome the very handsome Carmen back on the podcast today! We talk anime and other weeaboo shit. I'm not even going to try with this description today, so enjoy the episode all of the important shit is in the intro of the podcast!
Today We just have the regular trio so enjoy the hosts in a fun talk. We talk about the hot topic buttons, cutting baby dicks, porno, sweet butts, and some other stuff. I'm entirely too tired to write this description for the episode so deal with whatever my fingers feel like typing. alsjkdn;skdfbladjsnf;lKNSd ;lahsg;oa ig
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Today we welcome Alex on the podcast to talk prostate things. Among other things, we talk butts, what we do with them, what they do to us, what accessories your butt needs, and of course what we shove into butts. It's a butt heavy episode this week folks so ready that booty. Also three of the four dorks in the TNB "studio" (it's a shit room that smell of cigarettes and hate) talk about some anime so if you enjoy butts and anime this ones for you! I don't know what else to say about this episode, it was fun and we hope you cum back for more.
Today we welcome back Brandon and had a great episode! If you don't believe these words I've carefully written for you all to read, I challenge you to listen and find out for yourself. Also I've left a message within these words, the first one to find it and tweet at us @tnbpod with the hashtag #HideAndGoFuckYourself will be given a prize. What prize you ask? Well, we also left a secret message somewhere in the podcast of what the prize is. And remember people, you can't win if the game doesn't exist. Happy hunting friends, and good luck. enjoy the episode.
Today we welcome Jon Marvin Back on the podcast to discuss more video game stuff! And as much as I would love to sit here and type out this description for the episode like I usually do my computer is starting to fuck up. It looks like Steve Jobs has returned to take back what's his. This Apple is now rotten. No long the Big Mac it's a Dead Mac. This Pro has announced its retirement. The laptop is evolving into a garbagetop. I think that's it for me creatively, after rebooting itself 7 times making uploading this episode a real pain in the ass I want to be done with broken tech for tonight. SO it's all video game talks tonight, so enjoy the episode. Hit us up on all the social media I mention at the top of the show and do a detailed search of our twitter @tnbpod to find our boy Jon Marvin. Itunes, all that garbage love you fools ENJOY.